f***swip.es

No more swiping your life away. No more ghosting. No more bullshit.

🔥 We're fixing dating.
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Why Dating Apps Are Broken

Dating apps aren't here to help you find love. They're here to keep you hooked, frustrated, and paying.

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They profit by keeping you single
The longer you swipe, the more they make. Love isn't the product—you are.
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Endless swiping = Addiction
They've turned finding love into a slot machine designed to waste your time.
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Ghosting = No real connections
Too many matches, too little accountability. You're just another face in an endless lineup.
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Paywalls everywhere
Want filters? Pay. Want a boost? Pay. Want to fix their broken system? Pay again.

✊ We said f*** that. f***swip.es is here to actually get you dating—not endlessly scrolling.

Who's This For?

If you're frustrated with modern dating apps, you're not the problem—they are.

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Ghosting Hell
You're sick of matches that disappear and conversations that go nowhere.
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Swiping Burnout
You've swiped 1000 times and gotten 2 dead-end matches. The ROI is trash.
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Forced to Pay for Basics
Filters, boosts, visibility—features you actually need are locked behind a paywall.
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You Deserve Real Results
You want something that actually gets you dates, not just another swipe-addiction app.

🫵 Then f***swip.es is for you.
We built this for people like you: tired of wasting time, ready for something that works.

What The Media Is Saying

The dating app crisis is real, and it's getting mainstream attention.

📱 WIRED: The AI Dating Revolution

@wired

📊 WSJ: The Gen Z Dating Crisis

@wallstreetjournal

📸 The Predatory Dating App Reality

🎥 BBC News: Dating App Crisis

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